I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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