and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Success! We fucked roommates!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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