My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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