Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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