You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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