bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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