There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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