try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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