I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
