11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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