Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i will never coherently bang her
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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