The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
3pm strippers are depressing
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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