You work out of a Hotel?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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