fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
you never un-have a 4some
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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