So drunk its hurt
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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