We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
