Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
