Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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