why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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