While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I FOUND THE LEGS
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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