She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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