i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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