i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
