He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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