and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You made out with two different species that night
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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