I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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