it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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