Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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