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Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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