and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
is wine microwaveable?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
i think i just lost a toe
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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