The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Randomize
