and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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