why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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