Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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