Buhtt sex?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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