Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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