I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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