I feel like abortions should bother me more
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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