I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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