Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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