I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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