Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
This is my life. Enjoy the view
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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