So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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