i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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