you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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