Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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