you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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