She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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