I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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