That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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