at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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