what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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