I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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