Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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