Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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